A-Rod the Man-Horse

I think it needs to be known by all that the potential World Series MVP has several paintings in his house of him as a Centaur, the mythical half man, half horse of Greek lore. Former girlfriends who have been over his place reported that he had the paintings in his bedroom. It is creepily fitting that someone who has historically come off as ego-maniacal has pictures of himself portraying him as a Greek god... Not that Sox fans needed any more reason to hate him.