After almost two weeks spent cooped up in his summer villa outside Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo finally emerged with puffy eyes and unkempt hair to talk to reporters at a Real Madrid press conference. "I don't know how to explain our failure," he told the media. "[The Portuguese National Team] sang beautifully. We lined up in a straight line, just like the judges wanted. Our hair was puh...puh...perfect," Ronaldo sobbed. The crooner/winger admitted that he did not put much effort into the friendly soccer matches the competing singers played after the game, claiming that he was already focused on the next sing-off of national anthems. He did vow to come back with a stronger voice than ever at the Team American Idol: Europe competition in two years time.Ronaldo was led to the press conference by an even more-exasperated-looking-than-usual Jose Mourinho, who missed his first two weeks as the team's new manager pleading with his most famous player to come out. "I am quite looking forward to the season and working with my new team," grumbled Mourinho, his bloodshot eyes warning reporters not to ask any follow-up questions. When asked how Spain's singing defeat of Portugal would affect the mood in the club's locker room, Spain and Real Madrid captain Iker Casillas seemed confused. "The Spanish national anthem has no words, I thought everybody knew that. We were just happy to win the World Cup."
Spanish players belt out the words to their national anthem
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