World Cup All-Hair Team

My behavior since July 11, 2010 has been somewhat controversial at Just Kickin' It! Headquarters (my parents' house).

"Mom, Dad!", I say. "What's the big deal!?"

"You have skipped work for four straight days and have been doing nought but drinking, singing, and dancing in the streets!", They say.

"But Spain won the World Cup!!! All the Spaniards are doing it!!!"

"Maybe they are, but you're not in Spain."

Do they really think that is gonna stop me?

¡VAMOS MI ESPAÑA!
¡VAMOS CAMPEON!
¡LO LO LO LO
LO LO LO LO LO!


The Just Kickin' It! 2010 All-Hair World Cup Team:


Goalkeeper- Guillermo Ochoa (Mexico)

Ochoa is also the recipient of the Just Kickin' It! Worst Commercials-Appeared-in-to-Minutes-of-Soccer-Played-in-the-World-Cup-Award (2,010:0).



Right Back- Bacary Sagna (France)


Sagna's choice of hairstyle was a prize for winning a bet with his father that, as a teenager playing for Auxerre's youth team, he would score against the senior side. You tell him, Bac.





Center Back- Rigobert Song (Cameroon)



He played in the 1994 World Cup. He reminds me of Mufasa. Team Captain.









Center Back- Marcus Tulio Tanaka (Japan)


The São Paolo-born defender (with awesome hair) brought Brazilian flair and awesome hair to a surprising Japanese team.





Left Back- Fabio Coentrao (Portugal)


Actually pretty good at soccer considering how much effort he has put into starting a Portuguese glam metal band. Drummer Cristiano Ronaldo's plans to join have been way laid by an unexpected human baby he made.







Left Midfield- Hassan Yebda (Algeria)


Keep laughing at him. As 3D technology continues to advance, that ball will one day smack you in the face.




Center Midfield- Marek Hamsik (Slovakia)




The Exotic Bird, as he is called by the Slovak fans, poses for the team photo. He knows.








Center Midfield- Cesc Fabregas (Spain)

Dreamy as ever.








Right Midfield- Gervinho (Cote d'Ivoire)

Remember that ESPN commercial with U2 music from the 2006 World Cup where Drogba and the Cote d'Ivoire national team cause a ceasefire in the country's civil war? He's from there. And he has awesome hair.





Striker- Walter Martinez (Honduras)


Walter Martinez is the official 2010 FIFA World Cup player of your bag of Skittles.






Striker- Djibril Cisse (France)

The British Parliament loves when representatives of the nobility feature in the Just Kickin' It! World Cup All-Hair Team. The Lord of the Manor of Frodsham is player-coach. Do yourself a favor and google more pictures of this badass.



Thank you South Africa for an amazing month (I looked for you on the map every time they showed it, Lesotho). Countdown to Brazil 2014 starts very soon, but not quite yet!

A very special guest will be joining the blog soon, keep your eyes here you won't want to miss it!

Hambahni Kahle, amigos.

¡VAMOS MI ESPAÑA!
¡VAMOS CAMPEON!
¡LO LO LO LO
LO LO LO LO LO!

Fine, I wish Cesc still rocked this.